Nutella Nutellae
 |
De inutilitate nascondimenti barattolorum Nutellae ab illusibus mammibus.by Riccardo Cassini |
|
Sed populus totus cognoscit ingenium puoerorum si in ballo Nutella est: vista felinos similante habent ut scruteant in tenebris credentiarum; manes prensiles aracnidarum modo ut arrampiceant super scaffalos sgabuzzinarum; olfactum caninum-canibus superior- per Nutellam scovare inter mucchios anonimarum marmellatarum fructarum.Memento semper: filius, inevitabile, nutella scovat sed non semper magnat. Infactum, fruxtratione maxima filii si habet quando filius scovat barattolorum sed hoc barattolus novus atque sigillatus est, propterea quod si filius aprit et intaccat barattolum intonsum, sputtanatus fuisse! (Eh!Erat novus…).Hoc res demonstrat omnibus mammis nascondimentos novorum barattolorum Nutellae fatica sprecata esse.Non fruxtatione maxima, sed notevolis incavolatio si habet si filius ritrovat barattolorum quasi vacuum, giusto minima cum nutella et alcunam partem manducare non potest quod barattolum vacuum buttatum fuisse ab mamma, non conservatum, inde semper minimum fondum Nutellae rimanendum est. 
Hoc res demonstrat omnibus mammis nascondimentos quasi vacuorum barattolorum Nutellae ulteriore fatica sprecata al quadratum esse.Unica possibilitas felicitatis filii est rinvenire barattolorum medio vacuum et medio plenum, in hoc modo dues o tres cucchiailli Nutellae videantur sbafandi sunt. Sed, post sbafationem, ad editandum sgamati esse mamorandae sunt smucinatio atque mischiatio Nutellae rimastae ut si fingeat nemo toccavit nemo magnavit. Etiam, primariae imoportantiae res, cucchiallus lavare asciugareque ne tracciam ullam lasciare.Hac termia ipotesis unica ragione est pro fatica mammarum, sed ulteriores domandae spontanea nascunt. Ne valet la penam?Hoc casinus toto per tres cucchiaillos fetientos Nutellae ?Qui ve lo fecit fare ? Et, postea, postea, non vi lamentatis si filii, provati astinentiarum Nutellarum, drogaturi sunt! Ullae lacrimae coccodrillarum accettatae sunt: non diciate non avvertendi non fuissimus.Salutiis bacisque Caius Julius Ferrerus RICCARDO CASSINI
E dopo la versione in lingua simil-inglese non poteva mancare un epopea della Nutella in lingua simil-latino. Buon divertimento
Leggi anche:
La Favola di Cappucciett Red
The Nutell
| Giuseppe per le dolci tentazioni |
#647 |
The Nutell
|
The Nutell by Riccardo Cassini
|
|
very much, very very much, much ‘na cifra and I want all the Nutell, tutt the Nutell for me.” During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy. Adamo said:”What a cool! (‘Cool’ is not in Italian ‘freddo’, no, ‘What a cool’ means ‘Che cul’) All the Paradise is nostr!” And everyday, ognigiorn, they discovered something new. A lot of scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, ‘na cifra di scoperts. One day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter. But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist ‘na cifra,Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion. And after theof the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert of the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant. “Eva!” said Adamo “Don’t you think that qualcos is mancant here, proprio here, ‘ncopp this fett?” “Second me” Eva risposed “‘ncopp the fett you have to metter burr”No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself. I want ‘ncopp this fett something very particular, very very particular, particular ‘na cifra. What do you think about the Nutell?” “No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that’s vietat!”.”Yes, remember, but only a little assaggiation, don’t succed nothing!” And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the fett and assagged the Nutell. Adamo and Eva don’t ebber the time to exprimer the godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel and one voice said:”Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I’m God, not Fantagod! Adamo, Eva, come here! I’m very incazz with you, very very incazz, incazz ‘na cifra! How did you permit to tocc the Nutell? Didn’t you remember that it was prohibited?” “Cazz!” esclamed Adamo “It was prohibited! Oh, sorry, God, I’m very very sorry, sorry ‘na cifra, God, I really really was completely scordat…”
RICCARDO CASSINI
Leggi anche:
La Favola di Cappucciett Red
Nutella Nutellae
| Giuseppe per la dolcezza… infinita. |
#642 |
Contatori
